Everyone else: I want someone to sweep me off my feet and buy me stuff everyday and shower me in love and be perf
Me: I want someone who can handle how broken I am and can help me through my insecurities and love me anyways
(via detention)
(via detention)
(via detention)
(via detention)
When I hold doors for people
Kids: ...
Teenagers: Thanks.
Adults: Thank you.
Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
me when my friends are sad: basically becomes a psychiatrist
my friends when im sad: ok
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
me: crocs
me: auto play on blogs
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
(via detention)
hold me, comfort me, whisper to me, even when the times get hard. kiss my neck, the palm of my hands, the curve of my hips, then kiss me gently on the nose. stare at me, and you will make me blush. grab me by behind and you’ll forever be mine. play with my hair and tickle my feet and i will smile and love you heaps. i just want someone to be behind me, in case i fall, or i hurt myself. i want someone to pick me up and love me till i feel fine again.
(via detention)
(via detention)
(via detention)
(via detention)
(via detention)
