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"Maybe I’m sad about wanting you. I’m not too comfortable with wanting someone."

- Craig Thompson, Blankets (via feellng)

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(via distraction)

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

(via cxmplexes)

jackhoward:

kaishabackwards:

I paused my music for this. Worth it.

When people say “I will never not reblog this” I’ve found my one of those

(via cxmplexes)

chocolateinthelibrary:

So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and

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there

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is

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literally

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a Harry Potter-themed

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reading nook

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in the cupboard under the stairs

(via cxmplexes)

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via guy)

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

(via s0uthern-bell)

"And I guess I realized at that moment that I really did love her. Because there was nothing to gain, and that didn’t matter."

- Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via feellng)

d0nn0:

h3rmitsunited:

belbet:

kimjongthrilla:

logicadinfinitum:

so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from

DINOSAIRS

plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs

i…

science has definitely come too far

how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times

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here we have the wild and endangered Donasaur in his natural habitat

(via guy)

everything-fuckable:

tangledinharryscurls:

gas-station-disco:

JESUS CHRIST

what the fuck

I can’t stop laughing!

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

(via encourage)